Today I am off to Half Moon Bay, just 30mi south of here and then to Santa Cruz and Monterey. I will try to find an internet connection to update you all again before LA.
This is my personal blog, started in the fall of 2007 when I took off on a bike trip down the west coast of North America. That was back when I (arguably) had interesting things to say and worthwhile photos to post. Now that I am not doing anything remotely interesting with my life I am not exactly sure what the purpose of this blog will be beyond wowing you with my extensive vocabulary and incredible whit.
The following disclaimer still applies:
Perhaps it is easiest to state what this site is not to be used for, because really, all else goes. It is not to be used by potential employers creeping on my online profile in order to determine whether I am a suitable candidate (I am and you should hire me) nor any other form of sizing up, especially in comparison to Enid, the blogiest of bloggers. Otherwise, it is no holds barred. So, unleash your politically incorrect comments laden with sexual reference and offensive language. I will do the same. Consider this fair warning and an advanced apology to anyone I might offend.
As does this quip:
It is my hope that this site helps us keep in touch, freeing me from writing tedious mass emails, because quite frankly, I can't be bloggered.
Read on!
The following disclaimer still applies:
Perhaps it is easiest to state what this site is not to be used for, because really, all else goes. It is not to be used by potential employers creeping on my online profile in order to determine whether I am a suitable candidate (I am and you should hire me) nor any other form of sizing up, especially in comparison to Enid, the blogiest of bloggers. Otherwise, it is no holds barred. So, unleash your politically incorrect comments laden with sexual reference and offensive language. I will do the same. Consider this fair warning and an advanced apology to anyone I might offend.
As does this quip:
It is my hope that this site helps us keep in touch, freeing me from writing tedious mass emails, because quite frankly, I can't be bloggered.
Read on!
Saturday, October 27, 2007
About Ten Billion Bikes
Today I am off to Half Moon Bay, just 30mi south of here and then to Santa Cruz and Monterey. I will try to find an internet connection to update you all again before LA.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Misunderstandings
It is a well know fact that Canadians are excessively apologetic. When we are standing in the Tim Horton's line and somebody steps on our toes we say we're sorry. We don't actually mean it, but we say it anyway. This, I have learned, can lead to misunderstandings in the United States, because Americans will actually think we feel bad. Numerous times I have had people say to me "don't apologize" with a very concerned look on their face when I have prefaced a question with "sorry, but do you..." or apologized for intending to take the same path on the sidewalk as them.
This situation of misunderstanding is two fold as Americans use "excuse me" in the same way we use "sorry." If someone says excuse me as we almost collide around the corner of a building, to my Canadian ears, it sounds so drastic. I feel like stopping them and assuring them that I am not angry, that they are quite excused and that I am merely sorry.
I am sorry if you haven't appreciated this post, by which I do not actually mean I am sorry but rather I mean to protect myself from those who might judge me for writing on such an inane topic. I guess you will have to excuse me.
This situation of misunderstanding is two fold as Americans use "excuse me" in the same way we use "sorry." If someone says excuse me as we almost collide around the corner of a building, to my Canadian ears, it sounds so drastic. I feel like stopping them and assuring them that I am not angry, that they are quite excused and that I am merely sorry.
I am sorry if you haven't appreciated this post, by which I do not actually mean I am sorry but rather I mean to protect myself from those who might judge me for writing on such an inane topic. I guess you will have to excuse me.
Friday, October 19, 2007
Livn' Large in California
Since crossing into California two weeks ago things have gotten larger, including my lifestyle. In Eureka I was put up by family friends (the Stanffords) at the Carter House, an upscale inn where I was served wine and hors'deuvres at five and the host offered to tuck me in at night (he really did). I took the Merlot, bread and cheese but tucked myself in, thanks very much. I was going to head this post with a photo of myself in a plush (sorry Enid) bathrobe just after taking a warm shower in my swanky room, but I somehow managed to delete the photo. So, you will just have to imagine how smug and self indulged I looked.
Other things that have gotten larger since entering California are the hills and the trees. About 50km south of Oregon I ran into my first set of massive hills, coincidentally flanked by massive red woods. It is really awesome to have good scenery when climbing hills, as it provides a bit of distraction. The forest did just that.
My life of largess continues. I spent four nights in Mendocino staying at the Stanfford's inn, where I was wined and dined and very well looked after. I got in some hiking and canoing with Sam, one of the staff members there and managed to evade the rain storm that passed through over the course of two days. I left Mendocino in brilliant sun last Saturday and I haven't seen a cloud since. I am now in San Fransisco, also know as the Gay Bay, staying with a friend of Sam and the Stanfford's. I plan to cycle in the critical mass that is happening here Friday and then leave the city Saturday morning. The cycling has been a bit tougher since entering this cushy lifestyle, and it's hard not to take all those burning bushes in Southern California as a sign, but I am still on track to make it into the Baja and back to San Diego for the 15th of November.
Friday, October 12, 2007
October 9th Journal Entry from a Lutheran Church on Oregon's south coast
Today I was meant to push South to Brookings where I would have stayed with a warm shower member, but instead I decided to stay here in Gold Beach, OR for the day and ride out this storm. In the morning I went out for an enormous breakfast (more on American restaurant portions to come) and enjoyed a good view of the stormy ocean. I was convinced to stay in Gold Beach by the rain falling horizontally out the window and the frantic warnings from all of the waitresses in the restaurant. So, I spent the day running errands and lazing around in a coffee shop, desperately hoping that somebody would see my wet clothes and bike helmet under my arm and offer me a spot to stay. No such luck. So, around 5pm, when the second wave of storm was crashing into the coast I decided to try to find myself a place to stay. I ended up at the Oregon Community Services Division where a kind woman contacted the religious community on my behalf. First she called the Catholics who turned me away. Then she called the Lutherans who, upon hearing the Catholics wouldn't put me up, said they would. And that is how I wound up writing this entry from a Lutheran Church on Oregon's south coast.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
What I Ate Today
2 cups Oatmeal
3 Ryevita's with Peanut Butter
1 Slice dried Mango
2 Handfulls of assorted nuts
1/2 loaf of French Bread dipped in Olive Oil
3 Chocolate Chip Cookies
4 slices Sandwich Bread (2 with Peanut Butter and Jelly, 2 with Cheese)
1 can Tuna
1/2 cup Trailmix
1 can Black Beans
1/2 cup Rice (measured raw)
3 slices Sandwich Bread (2 with Peanut Butter, 1 plain)
1/4 cup Southern Grits, courtesy of my Texan neighbours
1/2 cup crumbly cookie/cake mass (neighbour's attempt at backcountry baking)
3 Ryevita's with Peanut Butter
1 Slice dried Mango
2 Handfulls of assorted nuts
1/2 loaf of French Bread dipped in Olive Oil
3 Chocolate Chip Cookies
4 slices Sandwich Bread (2 with Peanut Butter and Jelly, 2 with Cheese)
1 can Tuna
1/2 cup Trailmix
1 can Black Beans
1/2 cup Rice (measured raw)
3 slices Sandwich Bread (2 with Peanut Butter, 1 plain)
1/4 cup Southern Grits, courtesy of my Texan neighbours
1/2 cup crumbly cookie/cake mass (neighbour's attempt at backcountry baking)
Monday, October 8, 2007
Quick Update from the Coast
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